Lie like a rug!

Had to be done! You’d be working a branding full 180 to brand off it, but when you see what other brands are in this space, you can bet rug3 will fly in the metaniftycoincash web3 wordl.

It’s naturally presented here partly in gest, but the deeper you go down the rughole, the more you see that rug3.com could actually work as a brand. It’s short, memorable and fun — and surely at least you can’t lose with such a charming marketing ploy?

This unique web3 domain set in dot com grabs the sentiment and meme culture of several emerging spaces, and the whole web3 affair generally. And with a straight-up slogan like ‘Lie like a rug’, you’ll at least appear honest(ly crooked).

You think not?
Just another ruggening?

Be the inside jobber

Many coin founders literally announce publicly when they exactly intend to dump their bags. And then, lo and behold, they do dump them! On a regular basis! Perhaps preferring presentation to prescience to sidestep claims of insider trading..

Far fetched?

Our politicians have for at least a decade been using public fund to bankroll a motley collection of agitation groups from all parts of the spectrum. To give them something to aim at and tighten their own grasp on power.

The only difference compared to past eras is: They tell us they are doing so! Turning the farce into a farce and deflipping the reverse flip that is reflipped and the spin that is spun. So want to futureproof your brand? Make sure it is in some way laced with deironied irony — or at least could potentially be injected with this kind of angle in a pinch.

Touchwords:Plot. Play. Plea.

Extras:Logo. Autodelete whitepaper pdf.

Do the Sheriffing

It’s a surreal new world out there, let your branding take the cue.

Would be a great short URL for any of the Coffeezilla-style web3-era detectives who make their money catching these sharks.

First math-heavy startup that contacts us with a burning desired to be rug cubed gets 1/3 better credentials on this Highly Disruptive domain.